rock'n'roll deal with it

Brake into the Carlton Hotel and like espionage we sneak into the swimming pool and spa. Ellie pretends she is offended by the little kids company in the sauna because she cant take the heat. She also pretends that her shower isn't working so she has to come into my one. Afterwards we get a chocolate sundae on the seafront and a greasy haired man wolf-whistles at girls walking down the street. I eat loadsa chips and so does Ellie then we gamble but I lose.

Rules of Attraction isn't boring enough for my liking, and then there is pussy everywhere - curiosity killed the cat. I wear a dress and I think I look sexy, but Ellie won't talk to me so I wear a pair of sporty white shorts with an open pink striped top that is so ugly it almost makes me look unsexy. We have fishfingers for tea without ketchup and I try to take pervy pictures but I'm not very good at photography. Dave and England turn up and the mood gets really romantic. Alex England tries to sniff Ellie's bikini and then we watch the film Desperado. In it; a man has a belt with a penis shaped gun on it.