Visit the Chappell household; its me and Alex England. They are having a family meal, discussing relationships and that sorta thing. We have a chat outside by Dave's car and I get B Chappell's number. England starts texting her whilst me and him play ping-pong. When we have exhausted the fun out of table tennis we cruise around the Warren; we drive around the car parks for a while then check out the gamblers. There are loadsa lifeguards in the sea, looking like faggots. There are loadsa holiday makers cramping up the pathways, less bored than us. Next, we hit up Gerald's Convenience Store and discuss the pizza selection with Terry Simmons before buying nothing whatsoever. Then we go back to Langstone and force some young children to put the football on for us.
Drive around Dawlish peering in through the window of all the fast-food outlets, with the engine idling, looking for somebody we know to give us free food. No avail. Go to Teignmouth instead and get a Tesco Finest Chicken Jalfrezi. Eat this at home as England talks to girls on facebook and I watch Deathproof. Then he goes home and I try to watch Eyes Wide Shut again, something to do with the dialogue affects me, deep-down. It makes me feel strange and then I masturbate.
Thursday, 27 August 2009
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