Have a pint of Guiness extra cold and see a sea-lion in the harbour. But Laker doesnt take a polaroid of the woman's institute's luncheon. Go to the sports bar: immediately on entry a drunken old man squeezes Louise's bum. Louise apologises for putting her bum directly infront of the mans open and lurking palm. Instead, we go to Watermans which is empty and we sit on the table by the tele.
At home I watch American Psycho with Sue and she doesn't like sonic youth - cos shes wrong. Rupert comes in drunk, and Andy comes in stoned and we have a spliff with Laker. We "Twit Twoo" in unison loudly on the balcony and put on Basement Jaxx - Bingo Bango. We dance around the room like spiderman for a bit and Laker cracks out the robot. Then Liam comes up and tells us to be quiet for ages. The boys are hiding and I can hear their muted laughter as Liam threatens me with an ASBO scheme and hints that Julia might sit on my little head. Then we go and listen for sex down the corridor and the four of us show Liz our dancing. We give her the choice of coco-pops or rape but its a bit weird and we leave with the cereal. Play pro-evo and me and Laker win the REAL match and go to bed.
Thursday, 23 April 2009
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