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Entered Exeter. Got a job. Waited for a while at George's Meeting house for Darryl. met his Bulgarian friend. asked his English friend if he'd spunked in this girl yet. Had a drink. Had tea with Mum and Emily. Met England, he's got a new girlfriend in Portugal. Picked up Dave. Dave chips a toad over his neighbours house with a sand wedge. Dave's dad has lost their kitten. drive around town. stop and try to get Dane to steal us a football from One Stop. It is light outside still. talk to Jake and Rabbage. roll a spliff. I pull a bug from my hair and it looks like a mini black crab. smoke da joint outside the car. talk about a boy with a massive powerpod of a head shagging his maths teacher who is engaged. Kev Squires walks passed and chuckles to himself. Drive to Marine Parade. It is dark outside now. my phone wont work anymore, it just keeps on calling me a sex offender. the touchscreen doesn't work, it just reads out aloud everything that I press. sometimes it just says stuff anyway. "Facebook". "Facebook". "Facebook". smoke a joint on the beach. chuck stones at boats pretending to aim at the bin. "Papertoss". try to save the beach huts telephone number for prank calls. Forget the phone is fucking around. "Phonebook: double tap to open, swipe to lock". Get a pizza. I buy one you get one free. talk about when Rabbage smashed the pizza place's window. The sticker still hasn't been replaced : P_ ZZA P_ LACE. chuck the box outside the shop. see Dave kick a bin for a while. Jake walks home. Drop Dave home. Evade da policia. Drop Rabbage home. "Sex Offender". "German Les- Sex Offender". Harass some girls walking up the hill. Apologise. Drop England home. take a piss in the carpark. Brush my teeth. Get into bed. "Screen Dimmed... Screen Locked".