Get up and eat a cod liver oil pill and it tastes like rectum. Read some Academia and cook a cheese and ham toastie in the toaster. Contemplate the trampoline and check my facebook. Go to uni and steal some tickets to the Cornwall Film Festival and receive a £1.40 fine from the library, which I refuse to pay. Get Andy from his house and buy a pasty.
Drive around Cornwall and stop at a church to make a spliff, smoke it by the sea and throw some rubbish out of the car. Put on a monster mask left over from Halloween and a pair of aviators with one lens missing and recline my drivers seat. Drive around rural villages looking for rich girls to take us to their bedrooms and hide from policemen.
Watch 'There Will Be Blood' - a captivating performance from Daniel-Day Lewis I might add - eat sausage and mash with chicken stock and go to bed. Have you ever wondered why the word 'bed' looks like a bed?
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