get up and re-heat rice in a pan without oil. eat the curry and clean the sticky pans. cut off a bit of hair. still listening to Deathcab. pick up Darryl and drive to Dawlish. he gets a pasty at Gays, we see Ellie and Imogen walking around town with a glass window, then we go to the beach. have a beer and chuck stones at seagulls. Dane and Henley went cow tipping in a field dressed in suits and on beans. go home and the doors open but nobody so I wash my face because I have a hot head. go for a meal at the smugglers - bit strange. transition is weird. go to see Jemima's play, its a bit racial, the temperature's too hot and the music teacher is going mental at the bottom myming the words and conducting each note like some kind of crazed lunatic. go home and drive to the Warren.
meet Matt, Laney, Darryl and Dave. they are walking around drinking beers out of a carrier bag like tramps and we chuck stones at a sign for a bit waiting for Acres. a hoard of wasps come over and attack us, but a Brummie tells us they are not wasps, but are called hawkmoths - we still try to bosh them though. go to the Langstone and play table tennis and discuss getting high in foreign environments. get asked to leave again so we dont stay any longer. walk back in the pitch black down the coastal path and reminisce.
decide to drive to stover to find an abandoned polish hospital. stop off at Tesco first to get some grub, but Matt and Laney buy more booze. Darryl is allowed in tonight because he has shoes. I eat some pringles, a pain au chocolat and one southern fried chicken sandwich. drive past B&Q, Trago Mills and Paintball World before turning off into the middle of nowhere. drive around in circles in the lanes for about an hour following Acres, listening to ABBA Gold and almost crashing into him everytime he slows down. we stop by some gates and some people have a cigarette. I get out of the car and walk upto the gates to find two dogs sitting still, so I start jumping up and down aggressively barking at the top of my lungs, the dogs spring into action and jump at me, I am shit scared and take a step back, but the dogs cant get to me, they are suspended in mid air from metal chains as they attempt with great vigour to fight me, I see that they are stuck and chuckle to myself before jumping towards the gate barking mad-ly at them, this time Laney and Matt join in and the dogs are really riled, and probably a bit scared of us because there is only two of them. we get back in the car, look back at the gates and there is an angry man with no top on and a shovel running towards us, I start to reverse but Matt shouts "NA MATE GO FORWARDS" and I do one down the lane. we stop and can hear smaller dogs barking omniously. phone Dave because Acres hasnt came up behind us yet and he says the nutcase was inches from hitting Acres' car with the shovel and they have gone back to where we started. we drive for a while getting lost untill we meet them.
still looking for the hospital we end up down a road not suitable for motor vehicles. park up. have a look in this derelict farmyard and Laney claims to see a goat in a window, so we get a torch and go up close and actually see the outline of a goat at the back with horns and everything. we climb up a ladder but it looks spooky, we turn on a light and see a caravan and pretend people are asleep in it to the others and drive away. Matt gets out the car in Newton Abbot and me and Darryl drive back to Exeter, we see a man sitting on a wall on the way but we dont stop and chat. drop Darryl off on Topsham road and drive back through Burnthouse Lane, Wonford and Pinhoe Road again. take a piss on the street outside my car and go inside and do my teeth
Wednesday, 1 July 2009
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