go to Jacks Patch with Jemima and buy a glass catfish for her tank. I almost drown the fish when I put it in the tank, because it gets stuck in the packet. go and meet Dave, and eat some fresh rocket from his vegetable patch. play football for a bit at the astro but there are loads of little faggots playing tennis. go and gamble at the warren but Adam Dobbin is bullshitting about how much he has won. go to Langstone, but they've stopped selling chips because it is after six o clock. go to Co-op and get some sausages and mash for seventy pee each and try to cook them at Daves but his Dad tells us to go away. go to my house and cook the meal but I spill oil all over the kitchen when I open the bottle with a sharpened knife. eat the meal and say goodbye to my mum and Jemima - they are watching some film with Jack Black in, and I hear a fist-full of fucks in one sentence and question my mothers censorship skills concerning my nine year old sister.
go to the skatepark to meet England but he isnt even there. he turns up a but later with Dean Hunt, Darryl Rabbage and another kid I used to know a bit. Dean used to drop his girlfriend off at school because she was fifteen and then drive to work because he was twenty-two, her old man put her on the pill because he knew Dean was fucking her all over the place.
go to Langstone and I take ages sending texts whilst also beating Chappell at ping pong loads. we drink orange sodas - I have ice, he doesnt. then I take a massive shit with my top off because its hot, when I wash my hands I blow my nose but I get snot all over my face and this irritates me.
go down the warren and see Royston and Came for a bit and chase a fox around the carpark manically in the car, and almost crash into the golf course gate. stop infront of the gate and then just nudge it anyway. kick a football at the toilet by the football club becuase we have nothing better to do. decide to try and push my car through the highstreet and time it. we push it too fast and Acres and Dave cant keep up - I jump in and go past a few people beeping - JUVENILE.
we meet an old man in the town who is looking for coppers to cause some trouble, he knows England somehow and says they both had spliffs till four in the morning last night. go home and watch southpark, then go to bed without wanking.
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