Monday

Decide to go to Beach Break cos I hate the Jo on Big Brother. Get on the Coach after lugging loads of luggage around for a while. The coach is alright because we are excited. Stops three times and we have a spliff at each. The spliffs taste nicer at the second two stops because it is sunny and not rainy. None of the stops apart from the last one have a KFC which annoys us. One of the stops lasts for a duration of forty-five minutes and we spend most of this time doing in a fence with the football.

After our ten hour long journey we have to queue up for a further two hours PISSIN ME OFF. The cuntablasts Rupert and Andy pretend to be on the green team and skip the queue. Andy takes his role as festival worker far too seriously and is constantly on the phone to head-office sorting out administrative procedures. He also keeps moving people on - everybody that tries to pitch a tent near us is politely told to move and if they dont listen he flashes them his green armband because he is officious. Set up our tents, get drun kand look around. Everything is shut by the time we get there, so we get a Hot-Toddie ginger drink and do one. Back at the camp Hollie Higgins doesnt have a house for next year and Laker tries to get on Rachel; who he decides he has fallen inlove with.