Friday, 12 June 2009

Kent

In town we dont have any Prezzo vouchers and somehow we end up at a veggie cafe. Laker is not happy - there is no meat so he barks off into the distance wagging his feral tail around noisily. I get a pannini but I've got no money so I do one with my top off.

go down the beach because I got three 1st's in my essays. Sindle is deep throating a mini milk cos she loves that shit but we're just chilling trying to kill seagulls. on the way back a bee buzzes in my face so I show an elderly couple my le shark boxers. back home Rupert is getting promiscous.

At football I score two cos I'm lush then I have a shower in my bathroom. Louise is back a little bit, and she loves pro evo, big brother and weed. Laker sings a good song to me on the balcony and Andy makes a SHIT tune on the bed with our help. In the morning I have a meeting with a policeman and get some free smartprice bolognaise sauce.

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