Tom Laker – A weird kid who pretends to be arty, he spends loads of money on clothes and claims to be six grand in debt. He has a Mac and spends every evening on it ‘doing work’ switching between MSN, Facebook, Twitter and RSS feeds. He likes pictures of sunsets and doesn’t use condoms.
Dan McCrum – Small in stature but strong as fuck – does weights and press ups. Doesn’t take any bullshit in his photography, but is very set in his ways: Traditional Cornish Pasties, Local Cider, Bristol Rovers, Film Cameras and The Young Ones. He participates in drug abuse, when in his native Bristol and coined the term “Super Stealing Saturday”.
Rupert Cole – On first impression, many mistake him for an intelligent, well-mannered and productive member of society. But he doesn’t know how to cook frozen hash browns, hates mould, loves meth and has an alter-ego named Patrick who interjects sarcastic remarks in a weird voice into social situations.
Chris Rogers – A perfect specimen of humanity, possessing charm, charisma and boyish good looks. He is skilled in a plethora of fields, and I mean everything. Doesn’t eat vegetables – prefers microwave curries. Rupert attributes him with “slender legs of skill” and he is rumoured to have sunk a boat with a golf ball. weird ribs.
Me – A benevolent, highly skilled and almost omniscient, purveyor of truth. Likes punk rock, football, cured meat, the brand Le Shark and the comedy Brasseye. Described by his peers as “a model of postmodernity” and “Jesus Reborn” – sources unverified. A monster of modesty.
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