Wednesday . init .

Woke up today about 11:39. Some cunt named Alex is ringing me. He's at the golf course. I've got no etiquette. My back is killing, but I just go on facebook and listen to deathcab for cutie. My mum is in the room next door and I am a bit embarrassed about listening to this gay music, but it is soothing. I told Alex I'd be 40 minutes, but its an hour later and I'm still in bed. He rings me and I tell him I'm almost there. A few minutes later I get up and have cheese on toast with mayonnaise, its mature yet mellow cheddar - I think thats an oxymoron and it tastes odd. When I get to the golfcourse I feel a bit weird because I've got shorts on and a hoody with a shirt on the outside. I don't know where Alex and Acres are, so I walk down the course, its really windy and the old men are looking at me strangely.

When I find them Acres hits a shot and hits one on the head and shouts "FOOOOOOOOOUR". Golf is rubbish so we go and get a pasty, Danni-Lee serves me and Alex and we pay full price, but Catherine Smith serves Acres (who she fancies) and gives him a fat bacon buttie for free - the lucky cunt.

We play footie for a while, untill Dave and Dazza get back from college - Dave tells his Dad he's doing loadsa work on the phone and we play Tan-Your-Ass. I score a wonder-goal bar-and-in and Darryl gets tanned.

The DCC kids come up and some random PE teacher tells us to leave. We play on the grass and Dave kicks the ball at MAJESTIC coaches a few times and calls the kids Guacomole's.

Darryl is a bit shit at life, and he says "All universities are the same" and that "his brother is back for a month and hes not even in Exeter yet"

Now Im at home and I am hungry.