Where is Bianca Chappell ?!?!

Laker loses his temper and starts kicking bins around: I'm in the shower. His polaroids go everywhere and he leaves without saying goodbye. I fill my car to the brim with everything that I own and say goodbye to Sue, Kat, Harriet, Robin and Dan who kisses me - because he is really gay. In Asda I'm not allowed to buy a sandwich because I dont have a top on, so a man buys it for me with my money. Drive back to Exeter - all the cars I overtake look the same as do all the Sunny Day Real Estate songs that are playing on my muffled stereo.

It's weird to be back in Exeter - feels like a year ago. Laney picks me up with Dave and Darryl and we try to steal a football at Sainsburys but we only find a packet of tampons for men. Get a basketball and kick it around for a bit in town. I try to kick it at a wall and slip over - everybody laughs but its annoying. Drive past some uni girls and bark at them. Go to the Thistle and run away from an old security guard, he chases us into the kitchen and grabs Dave by the throat. After that it rains and we go home. Im not used to being on my own at twelve o clock so I ring Royston and go to Timepiece. She's getting some eyes from the boys and Karis says my shorts and shirt dont match. Collette asks me about uni and her boyfriend says his brother goes to Falmouth too. Josie also doesnt like my outfit and we smoke a spliff. I have trouble getting the car out of the lane, and fall asleep as soon as I get back - before sun-up.

Me and Darryl dont go to college, but he goes shopping for man things like aftershave, jeans, polo shirt, and a multi-plug. I have some fresh rasperries for a pound and Darryl wants to get a ploughmans from the Imperial. We both have Tyskies because he has no ID. Dave says there is a party in Exminster, but when we get there, we find out it is in Dawlish.

In Dawlish, Alex England is around on coke giving it some. The party has ended so we look around every room searching for Bianca Chappell. We dont find her anywhere, but I do play Titanic on the piano and Dave steals a boomerang. Darryl falls inlove with Imogen Acres and gives her twos on a fag. The house has two broken windows from a fight and Imogen has apparently got three deep cuts and blood everywhere.

On the street a gang of fucking idiots are fighting each other about nothing, and the police come so I put Abba on really loud in the car and whack out my rally exhaust noise. They bang on my window and tell me to turn it down, but I dont feel obliged to do that. Drop Dave home, then Laney then Darryl and go to bed. Bianca Chappell is okay.