we burn the fat from our souls

get lost around Redruth looking for a Peugot garage to buy a window for my car, needless to say we are singing along to ABBA. buy it fromt the garage when we find it, although a man in uniform pushes in-front of me in the queue to get served - obnoxious northerner. we drive to a place that has pirate models in the garden and an arcade built into somebodies house. the beach looks alright but Andy and Laker hate it. at the pub a fat man who is drunken tries to drive his car but he sets off the alarm. we leave.

at St Ives we leer at schoolgirls out of the window and try to chat them up, a school kid laughs at my window and it annoys me. so I drive down to a carpark and dont pay - the man is annoyed that I'm eating pasta - but I am hungry. we park and have a go on the gamblers. we see an old man selling boat trips who is a cynic. then we jump off a wall, its pretty high and really deep. Laker jumps off like an ape, Andy tries to land head-first and I land gracefully. Dan doesn't even do it because he is a wimp. on the way back I hit a motorbike with my car, whilst reversing in traffick and screaming KNOWING ME KNOWING YOU AHAAAAA.

at Asda I get a thai chicken curry with reduced price naan bread and thai vegetable crackers - the meal also comes with rice and vegetables. I eat this at home without a drink, even though it is quite spicy. I wake up in the middle of the night from a recurring dream that I have, in the dream; I wake up in my bed and am surrounded by people chilling and talking to me, but I dont like them being there, but they wont leave. I tell them to go away but the words dont come out so I viciously move from left to right of my bed hoping they will dissapear, but they dont and I am also disconcerted because my bum is out of the duvet. When I actually wake up from this dream, I am dazed and think it might have been real, so I walk around furiously in my boxers shouting at the docks for being noisy - the sky is a wonderous pink.