twenty six pounds for a year

eat Dan's chili con carne - nice. full up and cant get drunk but we go out. on the way Rupey starts a fight with every local kid that we walk past and Laker's not gonna stick up for him. at Q-Bar Joe steals a girls yellow glasses and at 8 Bar a man designs eco houses. Rupey and double-H are just chilling.

in the car; my dad is in the front driving a little bit too fast and is drunk; Sue is riding shotgun questioning our destination; Izzy is chilling in her baby seat; Emily is sat her boyfriends lap; Tom, Emily's boyfriend, is sat in the middle experiencing a series of dodgy overtakes, he hasn't any of us before; Billy is sat on my lap playing Nintendo DS and his head is swaying forwards and back with the motion of the brakes being hammered-on; I am sat under Billy sticking my head out of the window pretending I'm riding a Suzuki Streetfighter Motorbike.

King Arthur's not at Tintagel and neither are we for long - nice hash browns though. the next day it is annoying at Perranporth beach because it is raining. we go to St. Michael's Mount and the tide is out. in the gardens I need a piss so I find somewhere I think is sly; a set of steps heading down to the beach with a gate. but a family wont go away for ages and when they finally do leave and I initiate the eurination, my family come and it is weird. Walking back across to the mainland is fun, but freezing. my legs feel like they are going to be fine, but my feet are having spasms of pain from the cold water. the tide continues to come in and no mermaids are around but the current is strong.

in Andy's we get high play pro evo and watch Step Brothers. Laker tries to be sick at the start