Over the last few days girls just wanna have fun and I stay up writing an essay all night long. Jody is a self-proclaimed circus freak and loves talking to me this week. She is good at text messages, so are Me, Rupert and Andy though. Laker? I get nice steak and eggs at the American Diner but our usual waitress, who we dont fancy, isnt there for some reason. Food fight at Mango Tango and Andy spills four shots of sambuca and jagermeister. Laker steals a bike and we steal entry into shades. He thinks love is a place in your heart, but love's an illusion and life is a dream.
We suspect our landlady to be a lesbian because she has a girlfriend. She warns us not to venture into the attic rooms, so we assume there has been a rape up there. We plan to get an alligator for a security guard and chickens for breakfast and dinner. We also want a bouncing castle; for jumping out of the windows onto. And a jacuzzi for drinking champagne in because we like to gentrify. PS rupert wants to lure girls into the pond, because then he can offer to help them out of their wet clothes ~ what a GENT.
At the beach today we have a wrestling ring ~ inevitably I win because; I'm Punk as Fuck; Smart as Fuck; and Strong as Fuck; also I possess, and control the fist of fury. In Exeter Last night Darryl informs me that he gets headbutted, but also that they beat up the man and chased his moving taxi down the road.
Dan and Laker are getting a visit from the Bailiffs: but don't worry I'm around to bosh them.
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