Chris Rogers is online?!

Rupert loves taxis. ,With his lazy beer, we climb into Andy's room and play xbox on his tele. Kat says the party is rubbish but we get a taxi there anyway. At the party Rupert puts the beers in a fridge - some sort of weird gesture to the house perhaps. But I take them out and put them in a box(looking like I'm on the rob) and we meet some annoying girl called Flo. She has these ridiculous, golden, fake eye-lashes, I ask her if they're real but they're not so I ask why she hasn't taken them off. Shes not impressed but neither am I - she is also wearing a frilly rainbow skirt and stupid tassles on her arm - she resembles some kind of disgusting children's tv character. We ditch her and are informed that Roland and Jean are coming to the party later on - I deem this to be a myth.

The party-house is inhabited by a transexual and (s)he*
*(?)
is performing a wierd mating call on the floor to some girl on the bed. Me and Rupert get escorted out of the attic room and find Chris Rogers being courted by some girl - but when she goes in for the kiss he tells her he has a girlfriend, and Rupert also points out he has a boyfriend <3.

On the way back me and Rupert try a shortcut through a garden, but we get held up by a taxi driver, so Rupert feigns a long phone call untill the driveS leaves. We climb over a fence and find ourelves on a path. We are lost. so we climb over another garden and for some reason it leads to the train track. Rupert wants to go in the direction of Truro but I am adamant that we should go home. When we get there Dan is stingy with his Dr Oetikker pizza and we watch the sunset on Laker's balcony like faggots.

In the morning it is horrible and Dave is on the gamblers in Newquay. At the pub we watch football, talk about death and decide to buy a boat. At home me and Rupert sing "Who's got the Crack". Stuart Martin kisses my face.