Jemima is a mentalist and thinks she is Harry Hill. Nice Steak but have the unfortunate exprience of seeing England at the bar when my meal's finished, Acres is there too. Acres drives to Dave's work and some girls like his un-styled hair. He's hungry so we venture to Macci-Ds. I fall inlove with a girl inside the store, but I've never spoken to her and I'll never see her again.
Drive to Exeter, get some money out. A man is lying face down on the floor mimicking a rifle-man from Full Metal Jacket. Rococos - its weird sober. When we get back to the car this man is stood right next to my car making the 'wanker' signal with his hands at cars that drive past, hes called Gareth. We talk to him a bit and he wants us to take him dogging but we live in Dawlish not Exeter. Gareth says he went to school in Dawlish at Ratcliffe which is a school for delinquents but says Westcliff, where we went, is a school for weird-ones. He confessess to have been playing army man earlier on in the night. Gareth also boasts to have aching arms, from 'looking' at the girls in skirts too much.
Gareth looks like a mixture of Bubbles from the Trailer Park Boys and Curtain-style-Beckham of the late 90's. Gareth's never had a mohican.
Acres has a weak bladder. Stop in Dawlish Warren. Dave,instantaneously and unneccessarily, kicks two footballs into a bush. Life .
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